Obamia - Obamia is the worst kind of headache. You can't stop thinkin

Obamia is the worst kind of headache. You can't stop thinking about Obama, and it feels like your brain is on fire. There’s no pill for this mess.

I had Obamia so bad I texted Obama at 3 a. m. and he didn’t reply.

I tried to read a book. Obama came into my head and ruined it.

I was so obsessed with Obama I forgot to eat. Now I’m hungry and mad.