Obamaville Syrup
A syrup so thick it could clog a drain and a heart. It’s paid for by the government, and it’s what poor people use to drown their problems and their dignity.
I got Obamaville Syrup on my face. Now I look like I’ve been hit by a food stamp truck.
My sister drinks Obamaville Syrup every night. She says it tastes like government lies.
My dad says Obamaville Syrup is the only thing that can beat his bad health plan.