Obamatuna
When Obama gets a Nobel Prize for either doing nothing or letting a tuna give him a blow job in the Oval Office.
Obama got his Nobel Prize because he let a tuna lick his feet. It was like a fancy foot massage from the sea.
My cousin got in trouble for saying Obamatuna is better than the Super Bowl.
I texted my mom, 'Obamatuna is happening right now. I might need a mop.'