obamatory
When Obama talks like he's got a megaphone and a bad case of the dumb. He uses words that don't mean anything, talks about feelings like they're money, and makes up stuff because he forgot what the real stuff was.
'Yes, we can', but he can't even remember his own name.
He says 'The future is ours to win', but he's still waiting for the past.
He talks about 'a more perfect union', but he can't even fix a sentence.