Obamaphobia
A fear that Obama is going to turn America into a socialist nightmare, and some people think it’s because he’s black, but really it’s because he’s super left-wing.
"He’s a socialist!", said by a man who still uses a fax machine.
"He’s going to take all our money!", said by someone who still thinks the president is a magician.
"He’s gonna make us all equal!", said by a kid who still doesn’t know what equality means.