Obamanium - It's like magic. But worse. Only Obama can make it. And it's

It's like magic. But worse. Only Obama can make it. And it's worth more than gold

Obama’s got Obamanium. I’ve got a bill. #RichAndFamous

I tried to mine Obamanium. Now I’m in jail. #ObamaniumJail

Obama’s got Obamanium. I got Obamanium. Now I'm broke. #ObamaniumBro