Obamaniak
A brainless follower who thinks Obama can do no wrong, and nearly gets himself killed just to show how loyal he is, but then realizes he’s been tricked by a conspiracy.
He jumped off a bridge for Obama, only to find out it was a setup by the government.
Obamaniak nearly drowned in a lake for Obama, then screamed, 'I was tricked!'
He tried to die for Obama, but then got a call from his mom and ran away.