Obamalaser
A fake laser politicians use to lie about caring about one thing. It’s like a laser that points at something for 10 seconds and then decides it hates that thing.
“He’s got an obamalaser of attention!” said the reporter, who had no idea what attention was.
“That’s her obamalaser of hard work!” the campaign said, even though she was taking a nap.
“He’s like an obamalaser!” the kid said, watching his dad argue about 10 different issues at once.