Obamalaser
A broken laser politicians use to act like they know what they’re doing. It shoots at random stuff and forgets what it was doing 10 seconds later. It’s the worst.
“I’m using my obamalaser to fix the world!” he said, while eating a sandwich.
“She’s got an obamalaser of love!” said the campaign, even though she hated her job.
“That’s his obamalaser of focus!” the reporter said, watching him switch topics like a confused robot.