Obamagrification
Using too many words to say something simple. It's like trying to explain a fart with a thesis.
'We are going to make the American dream a reality for all people.', said by a man who had never dreamed before.
'We need to work together to build a better future.', said by a guy who had never worked or had a future.
'This is a new chapter in our story.', said by a man who didn’t know what a chapter was.
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