Obamafied
Talking like Obama, which means pausing every few words like you're waiting for a standing ovation or a new round of applause.
"I believe... that we can... achieve... greatness..." he said, like he was giving a TED Talk to a bunch of confused pigeons.
She said, "We must... stand together... and fight..." while everyone was already tired.
He spoke like he was reading a script from a 20-year-old version of himself.