Obamacoma
Obamacoma hits people like a brick when they hear Obama’s name. They forget everything he’s done, like blowing up the economy, and just go around saying ‘change’ like it’s a spell.
At the grocery store, my dad told the cashier, ‘Obama’s going to save us all, even if he spent $100 million on a party.’
My brother thinks Obama is the best president ever because he’s Black and young.
My aunt still reads the tabloids and thinks Michelle Obama is a goddess.