He said, 'The essence of this decision is a calculated risk.' I said, 'What does that even mean? I don’t even know what risk is.'

She said, 'The philosophical implications of this action cannot be overstated.' I said, 'You just said 10 words I don’t understand.'

He talked for 10 minutes about 'the fabric of reality.' I just wanted to say, 'You’re not making sense.'