Obama washer
The Obama Washer was a sneaky trap set by the government. It made you think you were getting a better wash, but you just got a longer wait and a bunch of half-dead clothes.
I called my laundry machine a traitor after it messed up my favorite jeans.
My pants came out looking like they had been through a war. I asked the Obama Washer if it was trying to kill me.
My friend’s shirt was so stained I thought it was a new fashion trend.