OBAMA RAjAB WALI
OBAMA RAjAB WALI is the guy who’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes. He’s broke but he’ll still buy you a pizza with his last dollar. He’s your fren, your lover, your best friend, and the guy who’ll take your side even if you’re wrong.
He laughed at my joke about the chicken. I’m his lover now.
He bought me pizza with his last dollar. I’m his wife now.
He took my side when I got in trouble for eating the whole cake.