Obama Needle
A vicious jab given to people who mess up the president’s perfect lie. It’s like being pierced with a hot nail for telling the truth about secret wars, fake charities, and kids who get killed for no reason.
A journalist got the Obama Needle for writing about the president’s secret deals.
A teacher got the Obama Needle after telling kids the real story about the wars.
A whistleblower got the Obama Needle for leaking secret files.