Obama Dolls
An Obama Doll is just a fancy name for a big old turd that comes flying out of your butt like it's trying to win a race.
My brother pooped an Obama Doll in the hallway and it rolled all the way to the kitchen.
I saw a guy drop an Obama Doll in a swimming pool and it sank like a rock.
My mom called my dad an Obama Doll after he pooped in the bathtub.