Obama Dolls
An Obama Doll is a hard, crumbly turd that comes out when you’re so constipated you think you’re going to die.
I had an Obama Doll so big it clogged the toilet and made a mess on the floor.
My dog ate an Obama Doll and now he’s running in circles like he’s crazy.
My sister pooped an Obama Doll in my lunch bag and I had to throw it out.