obama cube
There’s a secret stone that’s even cooler than the Infinity Stones. It’s called the Obama Cube. It’s so powerful, it could make your mom stop yelling. But it’s guarded by Obama. If you beat him, you get everything you want. And he’s not messing around.
I told my brother the Obama Cube could make him rich. He believed me.
My dog tried to steal it. He got kicked out of the universe.
My dad said if he had the Obama Cube, he’d quit his job.