obalistic - when you're so obalistic you think your doodles are worth a

when you're so obalistic you think your doodles are worth a million bucks and your crush is a masterpiece.

I drew a stick figure and called it *The Ultimate Human Experience*.

My crush is so perfect, I think he’s a work of art. He thinks I’m crazy.

I painted my room and now it looks like a madman’s closet.