obakpororo
Obakpororo are the type of people who never forget your face but will forget your name. They work like a beast and look like a king. But if you flake on them, they’ll rip your heart out with a spoon.
He remembered my face from five years ago but called me ‘Bob’ the whole time.
He worked 12 hours a day and still had time to send me a flirty text.
He flipped out when I stood him up for a date. He said I was ‘worse than a broken toaster.’