Obaidah
He’s like a bag of chips, flaky on the outside, but absolutely delicious once you get to the middle. He’ll make you laugh until you cry, then take you to a bar and buy you shots.
He sent me a text that said, ‘I miss you. Also, I stole a pizza from a delivery guy.’ I replied, ‘I miss you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a pizza, a bottle of wine, and a fake mustache. I cried.
He texted me a photo of a hot dog wearing sunglasses. I texted him back a photo of myself in a hot dog costume.