Obagu
a slang term for a middle-aged Indian man who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and talks like he's been everywhere.
'Obagu came to my house and tried to teach me how to drink tea like it's a battle strategy.'
'I saw Obagu at the grocery store and he was arguing with the guy behind the counter about the best pizza place in the world.'
'My dad is Obagu and he still thinks he's the most famous guy in the world.'