OBAFFLEGAB
The confusing, fancy, and totally fake words the president uses when he tries to be smart but ends up sounding like a f***ing fool.
He said, 'We are in a moment of unprecedented convergence,' and it sounded like he was reading a grocery list.
He tried to explain 'the strategic imperative' and it came out like 'the strategic imperative of a f***ing donut.'
He gave a speech about 'the synergy of nations' and it sounded like he was talking to a wall.