Obacz
A Polish kid who’s so obsessed with piccolo that he’d rather fight you than drink it. He’s short, he’s a sped, and he’s got a fajka.
Obacz just walked in. The piccolo is safe. I’m not.
He’s got a fajka and a face like he’s gonna kill you. Run.
Obacz is here. The piccolo is gone. You’re dead.