obaapa
An obaapa is a woman who can cook a meal so good it makes your ex jealous. She’s got the looks, the charm, and the patience to deal with your nonsense. She’s basically a human miracle.
My obaapa made jollof rice so good, my ex came back just to eat it.
She walks in the room, and suddenly I feel like a kid who forgot his homework.
My obaapa can talk to a wall and make it blush.