ob1
The man who made everyone sad and then got rich again
'I still can't believe Ob1 let us down like that. He promised us freedom, and he gave us a tax increase!'
'Ob1 is like a bad pizza. You think it's gonna be good, but it's just soggy and full of regrets.'
DM: 'Ob1, you messed up my life. I'm still paying for your mistakes.'