oayo - The most famous person on Instagram. Also known as @oayo. He

The most famous person on Instagram. Also known as @oayo. He’s rich and you’re not.

@oayo bought a car with his follower count. I bought a bike with my dignity.

I tried to befriend @oayo. He said ‘no’ and I got a 100 likes. I’m confused.

I asked @oayo for a follow. He said ‘no’ and I cried. #RichManProbs