Oawwst
A guy’s way of saying a woman would say something dumb in a big moment. It’s like when a man gets so whipped by a woman he suggests something she would say when she’s being ridiculous.
'Why don’t you just ask your wife for help?' 'That’s *oawwst*!'
'He said she should just quit her job.' 'That’s *oawwst*!'
'He suggested she call her mom in the middle of a meeting.' 'That’s *oawwst*!'