Oauful
When a horse eats a tomato so fast it sounds like a toilet clogged up and then exploded.
I heard that noise and knew my brother’s horse had just eaten a tomato like it was his enemy.
The tomato was so juicy, it made the horse go ‘huh?’ and then ‘huh?’ again.
The hovercraft was just a bonus. The real disaster was the tomato.
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