Oatsy'd
When a guy is getting a blowjob and then pukes all over him after he finishes, the puke looks like runny oatmeal and smells like regret.
He was halfway through his third beer when he Oatsy'd me and my face was covered in lukewarm shame.
I asked him if he wanted a second round, and he Oatsy'd me like I had just insulted his mom.
I was trying to be fancy, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like a failed science experiment.