oatneal
you wake up and your whole body is like a puke oatmeal mix. if there's a worm in your hair, you're the king of the mess.
my hair was like a puke soup. i looked like a monster who ate a breakfast bar and then threw up.
i tried to comb my hair and found a worm. i thought i was going to die from grossness.
my whole body was covered in puke. i looked like a mess that even a dog would turn down.