Oatmealville
A hole in the ground where deer run free, Big Foot walks around, and Jamie is just a trashy girl who lives in the woods. It’s like the Blair Witch Project, but with more weed and fewer screams.
I went to Oatmealville, smoked some weed, and now I’m hiding from a man who looks like a monster.
Jamie is a whore and lives in the woods. That’s a fact.
I visited my friend in Oatmealville, and now we’re both high and running from Big Foot.