Oatmealed
Grits but with more swagger and less grit. It’s like a hipster wearing a suit and a hat.
Grits are for people who live in the south and don’t know how to dress.
Oatmeal is the fancier version of grits. Grits are like a grumpy uncle.
Grits are for poor people. Oatmeal is for people with taste and money.