Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
A person who acts like they’re super into you, but when you finally get them alone, they vanish like a fart in the wind.
You ask them out and they say, ‘Sure!’ then never talk to you again.
You text them, ‘Hey, wanna hang out?’ and they reply, ‘Maybe later,’ and never do.
You see them at the store and they wave, but you’re too embarrassed to say hi.