The oatmeal muncher at the bus stop ate his oatmeal with a spoon and a banana while wearing a shirt that looked like it was from the 70s.

My uncle is an oatmeal muncher who thinks eating oatmeal is a ‘sacred ritual’ and has a beard that looks like a raccoon’s nest.

I saw an oatmeal muncher eating his oatmeal in the park, and he had a beard so long it looked like it was trying to escape.