Oatmeal Maneuver
You slide like a clumsy idiot in Gran Turismo 3 on your old PS2 and call it oatmeal because you're too dumb to know the real name.
I slid like a f***ing toddler and called it oatmeal because I'm a f***ing idiot.
Gran Turismo 3 was my only hope, and I ruined it with my oatmeal maneuver.
I didn't know what a powerslide was, so I named it oatmeal and cried.