Oatmeal Kid
Looks good, but inside is a total bore. They’re like a box of chocolates, you think you’re getting a surprise, but it’s just more oatmeal and sadness.
She had a six-pack, but her personality was worse than expired milk.
He was cute, but talking to him was like watching paint dry.
This Oatmeal Kid got a promotion, but no one wants to be around them.