Oatmeal Kid
A brain-dead, clueless moron who can’t even handle a bowl of oatmeal without crying. They’re so dumb, they joined the Air Force just to escape reality.
Why is this kid in the Air Force? He can’t even figure out how to make coffee.
This Oatmeal Kid tried to fix a toaster and now the whole kitchen is on fire.
He asked if oatmeal was a type of pizza and got confused when I said no.