Oatmeal Hogan
A smelly, ugly woman who’s half human, half nightmare. She lies to people and tricks them into joining her evil club for fake money. She lives under a bridge and hates cops and firefighters. She shows up at football games to cause chaos and is called Oatmeal Face because she looks like she hasn’t washed in a decade.
She sent me a message saying she was going to burn my house down if I didn’t join her coven.
At the game, she threw a rotten donut at the coach and yelled at the ref.
She eats expired pizza for breakfast and lives under a bridge.