oatmeal dinosaur eggs
the thing Papyrus eats when he’s not being dramatic about his life
'I love oatmeal dinosaur eggs more than my mom!' Papyrus said, then ate a whole bowl for breakfast.
When Papyrus saw the menu, he screamed, 'Oatmeal dinosaur eggs are the best food ever!' and ordered five.
He tried to fight a monster with a spoon because it was oatmeal dinosaur eggs day.