oatmeal cookies
a nickname for oxycontin when your mom is yelling at you because you’re on the phone like a stupid faggot
My mom just yelled 'I can hear you!' and I was like 'I know, I'm high on oatmeal cookies!'
I told my mom I was eating cookies and she said 'You're on oxycontin again, aren't you?'
I said 'I'm just talking to my friend' and she said 'That's not what oatmeal cookies are for, you idiot!'