OATM
OATM happens when your PC is so ancient it’s like trying to ride a bike with training wheels and no brakes, and someone walks in and asks what you’re doing.
My mom asked, 'What are you doing?' I had no idea how to stop it.
My boss said, 'You’re doing something weird again.' I had no idea how to stop it.
My kid asked, 'Why is the computer screaming?' I had no idea how to stop it.