Oathmeal
Oathmeal is a kitty who looks like he just stepped out of a fairy tale and kicked all the ugly ones out. He’s the reason why your cat is now a disgrace. He’s the cutie of all cuties and everyone knows it.
Oathmeal is so pretty I got a second job just to look at him.
I would fight a dragon for Oathmeal’s beauty.
Oathmeal is so cute I now speak in emojis.