Oathenaise

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When a total muppet of a friend is bone dry but still trying to sound like they're the king of the world.

'I swear I'm gonna die if I hear one more joke about the toilet.', said by a man who just drank three liters of soda.

'Bro, you're like a desert in a sauna and you're still flexing.'

'He said 'I love you' while passing out from dehydration.'

When a friend who's basically a sack of potatoes tries to be fancy and sounds like a confused parrot.

'I'm not just dry, I'm like a brick wall in a drought.', said by a man who forgot to drink water for a week.

'She tried to say 'I love you' but it came out as 'I feel like a toaster.''

'He said 'I'm the king of affirmation' while barely breathing.'

When a friend who's like a soggy sock still tries to be the loudest person in the room and fails spectacularly.

'I'm not dry, I'm like a desert in a nuclear bomb.', said by a man who just drank a liter of soda and then tried to sing.'

'She said 'I'm the queen of affirmation' while passing out from dehydration.'

'He tried to yell 'I love you' but it came out as 'I feel like a wet sock.'