Oatage
When someone makes a huge, smelly circle on the bed and tries to say it's Coke Zero instead of the giant butt explosion we all know it is. It's not a stain, it's a buttquake.
My cousin left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole bag of chips.
My friend left a brown circle on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I know he ate a whole burger.
My neighbor left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw him eat a whole pizza.