oat1
oat1 is so famous in Minecraft that even the mobs know his name and they call his followers oat2, oat3, and oat4, they’re just his brain-dead clones.
I was fighting a zombie named oat2 and it kept saying, 'I’m not like oat1!' I said, 'You’re like oat1's cousin.'
A mob named oat3 attacked me and I had to use a diamond sword to save my life.
I found a cow named oat4 and I cried because I thought I was the best player ever.