Oat Milk - Oat Milk is like the old, chunky cum of a guy who hasn’t was

Oat Milk is like the old, chunky cum of a guy who hasn’t washed his socks in a decade. Sloots and whores drink it to think they’re special.

My mom says oat milk tastes like my uncle’s sock drawer.

I drank oat milk and now I think I’m a genius.

Oat milk is the only thing that could make me like my gym teacher.