Oat Goat - You eat so many oats you start acting like a goat and everyo

You eat so many oats you start acting like a goat and everyone’s like ‘what the f***’ and you’re like ‘I’m an oat goat and I’m f***ing proud’

I ate so much oatmeal I turned into a goat. My friend thinks I’m f***ing nuts.

I had my overnight oats and started bleating. My coworker thinks I’m possessed.

I had my instant oats and started making goat noises. My dog thinks I’m f***ing weird.