Oat Bro
A man who doesn't care about being a man. He thinks women are awesome, and he's not afraid to say tofu is a good snack. He drinks oat milk like it's water and doesn't know what soy is.
I swear, if I see one more guy flexin' about soy milk, I'm gonna take a bite out of his face.
You act like oat milk is the only thing that matters. I like it, but I ain't tryna start a war.
He said tofu is good. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.